Construction Fanatic Gifts

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

How to Build a Bungalow

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'