Construction Fanatic Gifts

'I'm not going to lie to you Mr. Trumps, we've had a few setbacks on the new tower.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'