Construction Comic Fan Gifts

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

Safety - "Don't tick off Tiny."

Can you describe it?

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

Stressed Concrete

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."