Comic Construction Critic Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the construction critic who loves examining architectural marvels and pointing out the flaws with a smile? Our collection combines humor with a creative flair, making it ideal for those who appreciate the art behind every structure. Whether they're inspecting from the sidelines or just enjoy playful takes on their passion, you'll find something that speaks to their keen eye and their love of innovative design.

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Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down. mockup

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

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Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults. mockup

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.' mockup

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'Masonry robot, what are you doing?' mockup

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

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'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.' mockup

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China. mockup

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?' mockup

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

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Town Planning Department

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Stone henge swing.

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Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work." mockup

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.' mockup

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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Unnatural Selection.

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.'' mockup

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

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'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....' mockup

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

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I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet. mockup

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

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"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." mockup

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

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Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school. mockup

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

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'That's gonna be a big job, boss.' mockup

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

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Private work adjustments

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Comic Construction Critic Gifts Collection

Comic Construction Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the humor and passion of construction critics—great for their morning coffee or office desk.

Comic Construction Critic Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with pillows designed for those who love a good critique and a clever design.

Comic Construction Critic Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate the creative and critical eye of construction enthusiasts—ideal for their workspace or home.

Comic Construction Critic T-Shirts

Find your next favorite t-shirt that features clever critiques and witty designs, perfect for their next construction site visit or casual outing.