Construction Comics Lover Gifts

Goalie Wall.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Stone henge swing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"