Construction Humor Fan Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a construction humor enthusiast? Our collection features clever, funny products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that playfully showcase their passion for building and light-hearted worksite jokes. Celebrate their inside jokes and love for the trade with these creative gifts.

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Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work." mockup

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

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Say No To Crack.

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Men resting.

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'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'

'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?' mockup

'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'

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I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet. mockup

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

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"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ." mockup

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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"Frosty the Repairman"

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'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.' mockup

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?" mockup

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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Stone henge swing.

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry." mockup

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

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'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?' mockup

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money." mockup

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room. mockup

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.'' mockup

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

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Private work adjustments

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Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan. mockup

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

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'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.' mockup

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

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Construction Humor Fan Gifts Collection

Construction Humor Fan Mugs

Browse our collection of humorous construction mugs—perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Construction Humor Fan Pillows

Find funny construction pillows to brighten up any space and keep the laughs handy.

Construction Humor Fan Prints

Explore our humorous construction prints—eye-catching artwork that celebrates the trade with humor.

Construction Humor Fan T-Shirts

Check out our witty construction t-shirts—ideal for adding humor to their workday or casual weekend wear.