Lover Of Construction Humor Gifts

Looking for a fun way to celebrate someone passionate about construction? Our collection of witty and charming products captures the spirit of building and dirt with a humorous twist. Perfect for those who work in or simply love the construction world, these gifts bring humor and personality to everyday items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints.

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'Masonry robot, what are you doing?' mockup

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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"Frosty the Repairman"

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.' mockup

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

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Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China. mockup

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?" mockup

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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Stone henge swing.

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Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work." mockup

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry." mockup

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

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'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?' mockup

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

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'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money." mockup

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.'' mockup

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

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Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room. mockup

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet. mockup

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

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'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.' mockup

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

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Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges. mockup

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

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Lover Of Construction Humor Gifts Collection

Lover Of Construction Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of construction humor mugs and bring some wittiness to their morning routine.

Lover Of Construction Humor Pillows

Brighten up their space with humorous construction pillows, perfect for adding personality and a smile to any room.

Lover Of Construction Humor Prints

Find the perfect construction-themed art print to celebrate their passion with a humorous twist.

Lover Of Construction Humor T-Shirts

Check out our construction humor t-shirts to wear their love of building on their sleeve with clever, funny designs.