Construction Critique Gifts

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Houses built by Jack and Jerry.

"Finshed already Hadrian?"

Wifi in Hell

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

Kritik's Korner

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

German School

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Bad Office Planning

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy

'An important update..'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

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