Creation Critique Gifts

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Wifi in Hell

'It's a Joan Biro.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

The Origin of Creationism

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

German School

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Patents office.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"I could do that."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."