Creation Critic Gifts

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'Prototype number 18a/e, Adam and eve (paradise model) start again

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

The Origin of Creationism

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"I could do that."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff