Creationism Critic Gifts

"Oh , shoot - how could I have forgotten to tell them about the dinosaurs?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

The Origin of Creationism

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Corporate Greed.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I think he's been capitalised!"