Creationism Debaters Gifts

'Palintology'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Origin of Creationism

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We Tell No One"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

Gorillas in the jungle.

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

"So you can take it with you!"

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

"Oh , shoot - how could I have forgotten to tell them about the dinosaurs?"

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

'I've got nothing to wear!'

Plunder Globally, Media-Manage Locally

Political speech

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"

Question: if left up to natural selection which one of these two would be more likely to survive?

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."

"Yesterday, militant atheists killed moderate atheists for not being atheist enough."

Evolution

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'