Cosmic Debaters Gifts

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'Science versus religion?'

'Palintology'

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

GM Scarecrow

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

God changes the channel with his remote.

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Science battle continues

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

Planck's Constant Nagging.

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'