Cosmic Color Debater Gifts

Bob, come settle an argument - Is this a black hole or a dark blue hole?

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Science Snobs

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The book is so much better than the film..

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

Popular and Unpopular Science

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'Science versus religion?'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

You! Are thick magazine.

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

Science battle continues

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

Planck's Constant Nagging.