Universe Debater Gifts

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Now that's a win."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Like Minded

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'