Relativity Debater Gifts

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

More Unequal Than Others

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Yellow Vests

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Popular and Unpopular Science

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Religion, This End Up

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Equal Time for All Christians

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Actual Results May Vary

GM Scarecrow

Basic Theology

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!