Religion And Science Debater Gifts

"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"We Tell No One"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

Popular and Unpopular Science

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Equal Time for All Christians

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Actual Results May Vary

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Basic Theology