Religion Debater Gifts

Actual Results May Vary

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Bertrand Russell.

Catholics opposing birth control.

"He has a problem. He's an atheist."

"My Bible's bigger than your Bible..."

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

"I see no logic in the servant of an all-knowing, all-powerful deity requiring funds to do his bidding."

"What if Mary had an abortion?"

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

"On my last birthday, I received a microscope with a resolution so powerful I was able to watch single-celled organisms divide to create new life. Even with the aid of that microscope, you still could not see the f**k I don't give for your book."

"One would think an all-powerful, all-knowing god would be able to further his own agenda without legislative assistance."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"I think if you check, religion is covered under the 1st commandment."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I created a meme that merges history of religion with a challenging philosophical question... ...and most people respond with variations of 'Man, that's f'd up.' "

"I'm sure your god still loves you. He's just being 'mysterious'."

"If the bible shouldn't be taken literally - doesn't it follow your god's existence shouldn't be taken literally?"

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Those Wacky Mormons

God-Off!

Donald Trump Insult-Tweets Sweet Baby Jesus But It Doesn't Matter

Liberals Ignore Science Too

In Some Weird Countries, Elections Depend Entirely on Religious Fanatics

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Listen, I know most of you hate school, so now we're going to post the 10 commandments in every classroom so you can hate religion too."

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

'According to every religion, I'm going to hell. Except for Hinduism. But that's only because they don't believe in hell.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Basic Theology

'I wasn't created by evolution or by an intelligent being. I was created by the cartoonist that drew this cartoon.'