Faith Debater Gifts

'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?'

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Where's your god now?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'