Theology Debater Gifts

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"There's so much sex and violence in the bible, I'm surprised the christian church hasn't banned it."

"If we're anti-Christ, does that mean we're pro-science?"

"Building a robot Pope was questionable to begin with, but why did we give him a laser-gun hand?"

Diocese of South Carolina!

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Let's face it, the way a lot of your followers behave... Our merger is a no-brainer!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

Actual Results May Vary

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Sister Coney Barrett, the other sttlers wonder if maybe you misunderstood the basic concept?"

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Basic Theology

My belief is better than yours!

God is dead.