Faith Debater Pillows

The Miracle of the Tornado

'Can't you just not believe in God and leave it at that?'

'As an atheist, are you not even a little worried about suffering God's wrath?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Where's your god now?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'