Religion Debater Mugs

Actual Results May Vary

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Bertrand Russell.

Catholics opposing birth control.

"He has a problem. He's an atheist."

"My Bible's bigger than your Bible..."

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

"What if Mary had an abortion?"

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

"On my last birthday, I received a microscope with a resolution so powerful I was able to watch single-celled organisms divide to create new life. Even with the aid of that microscope, you still could not see the f**k I don't give for your book."

"One would think an all-powerful, all-knowing god would be able to further his own agenda without legislative assistance."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"I think if you check, religion is covered under the 1st commandment."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I created a meme that merges history of religion with a challenging philosophical question... ...and most people respond with variations of 'Man, that's f'd up.' "

"I'm sure your god still loves you. He's just being 'mysterious'."

"If the bible shouldn't be taken literally - doesn't it follow your god's existence shouldn't be taken literally?"

"Listen, I know most of you hate school, so now we're going to post the 10 commandments in every classroom so you can hate religion too."

'According to every religion, I'm going to hell. Except for Hinduism. But that's only because they don't believe in hell.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Basic Theology

'I wasn't created by evolution or by an intelligent being. I was created by the cartoonist that drew this cartoon.'

'Man with 'Christian Voice' banner shouting, '**@!!*?**@**!!''

The Da Vinci Code is blasphemous.

"Good afternoon Sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion"

It's not what you think dear.

Beware of dog, beware of dogma.