Religion Vs Science Debater Gifts

"We Tell No One"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Actual Results May Vary

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Basic Theology

God creating creationism.