Science Versus Religion Thinker Gifts

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"We Tell No One"

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"Say AHHH...MEN."

Evolution of God. . .

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

"The applications are limitless."

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"Defunding increases aggression."

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

"His is a thought experiment."

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."