Science And Religion Gifts

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Moses on the web

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."