Religion And Science Philosophers Gifts

The Big Bang - Preachers.

Thinking Gears

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Arthur Schopenhauer

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Priest

Self Checkout

"We Tell No One"

Out for lunch... GOD

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

Religion, This End Up

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"Are we allowed to pray?"