Religion Philosopher Gifts

Prude n Dude

Hope and Change

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

"You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?"

Planes Graveyard

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."