Religion And Philosophy Lover Gifts

Exoneration

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

How world war III started.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Moulting"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

The ecumenical dinner party.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"