Philosophy Lover Gifts

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

'News gets out that the Stoics' annual party has been cancelled.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Bob has a hard time spotting a diamond in the rough.

Grass is greener.

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

'If a person falls in a department store and there's no one around to see it, do you still have a lawsuit?'

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

'Why don't we agree to disagree and let it go at that.'

Doubtful Man

Life Coach/Death Coach.

The meaning of life. Cheese and crackers.

"Did you hear something?"

In the game of life...there is no time out.

'Professor Horvath's 'Intro to Existentialism' lecture was famously concise.'

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

Fear of the success-failure dichtomy.

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

Scurile travels

"I'd read so much about it beforehand that I couldn't help being disappointed when I actually became enlightened."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Knowing what you know now, what would you do differently if you could do it all over again?'

"Dang Buddhists! Who do they think they aren't?"

"I just think we should be together."

Philosophical Doomsayers.

'The philosophy of Jacques Derrida' "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'If you're born again, does that mean you have two belly-buttons?'

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I enlighten him?'

Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."