Philosophy Humor Lover Gifts

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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Albert Einstein

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Optimist

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Have you been working out?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.