Philosophical Humor Lover Gifts

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Albert Einstein

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

Zenemies.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Optimist

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You are still here."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

The Hammer

"Moulting"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Scurile travels

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The Monroe Doctrine