Philosophical Humor Lover Gifts

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

Zenemies.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Optimist

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

The Hammer

"You are still here."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Scurile travels

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Where Are They Now?'

The Monroe Doctrine

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”