Fan Of Philosophical Humor Gifts

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Optimist

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'