Fan Of Philosophical Humor Pillows

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Zenemies.

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Optimist

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'