Conscience Humor Lover Gifts

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Safe driver.

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"T.G.I.F."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Religious toilets.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

Giving thanks.

Church Spire

'So? -- What could be more Zen than empty calories?'

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"They hold up my halo!"

'I was an overachiever.'

'Hey! You! Yes, You! I read in a yoga book that I, too, am God... So watch it!'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Peter Dinklage

"He thinks Christianity is performance based."

"Yin and Seymour"

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'