Philosophy Admirer Gifts

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Deepwater Fish

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

Zen Buddhist Diary

The Lamest Story Ever Told Is the One That You Tell Yourself Has To Be True

Ralph Waldo Emerson said "Every wall is a door." Just don't assume they're all automatic.

Philosophical Snowmen

Do Not Wash - This is Test Dirt.

"One day, I'm going to marry a thinking man!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.