Philosophy Admirer Gifts

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Deepwater Fish

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Philosophical Snowmen

Do Not Wash - This is Test Dirt.

"One day, I'm going to marry a thinking man!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Pastorius wonders why.