Philosopher Admirer Gifts

Karl Marks

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

Robert Schumann

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Have you been working out?'

Tristan and Isolde

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Charles Baudelaire

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Poetry Buff.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Silvi-Culture.

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

J. M. W. Turner