Philosopher Enthusiast Gifts

"...The phrase 'an eye for an eye' never meant anything to me anyway!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

reincarnated worm...

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.