Philosopher Enthusiasts Gifts

'I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

reincarnated worm...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

Pastorius wonders why.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"You call this a constitution?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.