Philosophy Aficionados Gifts

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

When I depart this world, I want to leave a mark. Leaving a stain isn't the same as leaving a mark, Axel.

Clever kid

Animal Philosophers.

Seize the Day Statue and a Homeless Man.

"So, you're an existencilist?"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Life's what happens while you're busy quoting other people."

Atheist Fleas

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"