Philosophy Fan Gifts

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Self-Awareness.

"I attend meetings therefore I am."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Confusionism: Why am I here?

"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"

'Since we got up off all fours I've been having thse low back pains.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

Fork in the trail.

"All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'Computers cannot do logic. I can do logic. Therefore, I am not a computer.'

'Damocles, it says here that 95% of all accidents occur in the home. Duh!'

'It's a great philosophical concept, Oog, but is the world really ready for 'human dignity'?'

"A yin-yin situation"

"I thought bigger rocks would make us happier, but I guess I was wrong."

Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

"If you had an opinion, would you be right or wrong?"

'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'

'What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?'

"What do you mean it's wrong? In ethics we learned the truth is always subjective!"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"We've spent out while lives going in circles."

The power of now

'Are they civil or criminal?'

"I could sit here all day thinking about my problems."

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Fountain of Youth and Fountain of Smart.

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus