Philosophy Fan Pillows

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Self-Awareness.

"I attend meetings therefore I am."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"If we're on earth to help others, how do I go about becoming an 'other'?"

Confusionism: Why am I here?

'Since we got up off all fours I've been having thse low back pains.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."

'Why are you always so bloody reasonable?'

'It's a great philosophical concept, Oog, but is the world really ready for 'human dignity'?'

'Damocles, it says here that 95% of all accidents occur in the home. Duh!'

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

Fork in the trail.

"All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'Computers cannot do logic. I can do logic. Therefore, I am not a computer.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

The power of now

"We've spent out while lives going in circles."

'What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?'

"A yin-yin situation"

"If you had an opinion, would you be right or wrong?"

'Are they civil or criminal?'

"I thought bigger rocks would make us happier, but I guess I was wrong."

"What do you mean it's wrong? In ethics we learned the truth is always subjective!"

'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'

Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'