Philosophy Enthusiasts Pillows

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

'Pardon, Monsieur. What is time, please?' Man replies: 'Time is the non-spatial continuum in which events occur in irreversible succession from the past to the future.'

Zebra Crossing

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'You know, he's got a point -- if we're so smart, why ain't we rich?'

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Nun doing the vacuuming, "It's a spiritual vacuum."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Existentialists In Love

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

Validation of Parking/Belief Systems

"Are you sure that was Buddha? -- It sounds more like something Vladimir Putin would say."

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

"I don't want to let being dead define me."

"You'll find it's a whole new lifestyle, without actually being a life."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'Technically, shouldn't EVERYBODY have survivor's guilt?'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'I'm afraid, my son, that the meaning of life is politics as usual.'

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'Still clinging to life?'

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

"Victim was walking home from a philosophy class. Shot twice and presumably fell, though, without witnesses, we don't know if he made a noise."

"I'm trying to live each day like it was my last!"

"Lust and gluttony are so 20th century. Let's give people entitlement and see what happens."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."