Classic Philosopher Fan Gifts

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"You call this a constitution?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Pastorius wonders why.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

YOLO vs YODO

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price