Quirky Philosophy Fan Gifts

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

Pigeon Little

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Reverse psychology

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"