Philosophy Fans Gifts

"Enough about God. Let's talk about something you really know: rejection."

'Evolution, eh? - What's our MOTIVATION?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Take them, God!

Yin And Yang break up

"Hey! Shut that door!"

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'It's a chicken.'

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

"How about bees as the dominant lifeform? They'd all pull together for the common good in the face of hardship and disease."

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

How to know if a guru has been possessed by your mother's spirit.

'I stink, therefore I HAM'.

"...And that's the Meaning of Life right now -- Be sure to check back regularly for updates."

"If your faith is so strong, why did you rush to the E.R. instead of your church?"

The party finally ended

Cards

'True, sir, but in a larger sense, aren't we ALL useless parasites?'

'Nature's not the only one to abhor a vacuum. I do too.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Destinations

The Philosopher

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I couldn't if I wanted to.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Jewish Deep Thinker

The Great Leap Forward

Cheating Death

The Month of January

The Month of November

People were given a vast universe to teach them humility and they invented astrology to make it all about them.

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'Wouldn't you know it? - We climb all the way up here to ask this guy the meaning of life, and he's DEAD!'