Philosophy Fans Gifts

"Enough about God. Let's talk about something you really know: rejection."

'Evolution, eh? - What's our MOTIVATION?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Take them, God!

Yin And Yang break up

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'It's a chicken.'

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

"How about bees as the dominant lifeform? They'd all pull together for the common good in the face of hardship and disease."

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

How to know if a guru has been possessed by your mother's spirit.

'I stink, therefore I HAM'.

"...And that's the Meaning of Life right now -- Be sure to check back regularly for updates."

"If your faith is so strong, why did you rush to the E.R. instead of your church?"

The party finally ended

Cards

'True, sir, but in a larger sense, aren't we ALL useless parasites?'

'Nature's not the only one to abhor a vacuum. I do too.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Destinations

The Philosopher

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Jewish Deep Thinker

Cheating Death

The Month of January

The Month of November

'Wouldn't you know it? - We climb all the way up here to ask this guy the meaning of life, and he's DEAD!'

The Bathos.

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

'I was expecting the unexpected, and the ordinary sneaked up on me!'

'What would you say if I told you that there are no wrong answers, just wrong questions.?'