Philosophy Lovers Gifts

' That's our founder. After spending twenty years in the himalayas, he finally discovered that the true meaning of life was to make money.'

Today is a timer: yesterday becomes tomorrow.

"L'chaim... to life!"

'If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?'

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'I tweet, therefore I am!'

''Creationism'? †Those little twerps are always trying to shift the blame!'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

The complaint

"Don't ask me, I never get off this darn mountain!"

"And the rest is history..."

'We were hoping for something more along the lines of laissez-faire....'

'Man, I wish I could smell no evil!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

A man's head connecting with large statue of pointing hand

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Man wearing tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'Enjoy yourself', is being followed by the Grim Reaper, who is wearing a tee shirt bearing the slogan; 'It's later than you think'.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"Winners don't leave Yelp reviews."

The Weighing House.

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Beer 50

We'll go with the tree of knowledge for now and save the internet for later.

Don't unfavorable compare "Pride" to any of the other deadly sins. He hates being called "the lesser of two evils."

Diogenes has lowered his target from finding an honest man --- Now he just looks for a reality show that doesn't feel scripted.

Bald lie. Hairy truth

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Voltaire