Quirky Intellect Fan Gifts

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Magic mushroom

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Math Lounge

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'Sculptor'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You're arrogant, pig-headed and have no communication skills -have you thought of a career in intelligence?'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

"Oh, it's you."

Hillbilly.

"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

The art of welching.

Fire Brain

Conducting Cats

Rene Descartes

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Poor Zhok, the only Homo Sapien in a Neanderthal neighborhood.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."