Quirky Culture Fan Gifts

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Hillbilly.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Welcome to New Jersey. We don't pump our own gas, but we do pump our own beer.

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

First Sign of the Bucolic Plague.

"Cat box"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Nun Fight.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Jarvis Cocker

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"