Quirky Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

Laundromat: 'We encourage washing your dirty clothes in public!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Nun Fight.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Frosty the Repairman"

Ether Island

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Lowbrow Lolita

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

Family Portrait

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

The crown

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'