Quirky Genre Enthusiasts Gifts

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

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"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

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"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Circus News

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Hillbilly.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Books - As Seen on TV.