Genre Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Books - As Seen on TV.

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Artist and Musician

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Six jazz instruments.